Barack Hussein "Loses his Bearings"

Barack is so much for "change" that he decided to change the United States from 50 states to 57. Why not? He is the messiah. What's really sad is he had to momentarily stop and think about it, yet still came up with 57. Perhaps he was thinking about the Organization of the Islamic Conference instead. They have 57 nations in their group. Or he may have been thinking about his 7 states, courtesy of n in wi over at LGF:

51. His state of arrogance
52. His state of ignorance [ed]
53. His state of condescension
54. His wife's state of discontent
55. His reverend's state of separatism
56. His party's state of entitlement
57. His state of incompetence